A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.
In light of this I think it is good for us to laugh. It helps us to stay healthy and engaged in our lives. And I always think the best person I can laugh at, is my self. So, I have found some jokes that poke fun at insurance people, I hope you enjoy and I hope this helps you to stay up beat this week.
--Andy
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A insurance sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I´ll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She´s gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He´s gone.
"OK, you´re up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of story: always let your boss have the first say.
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Mr. James Barricks, was a rich old man was dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, doctor and preacher:
Mr. Barricks died and at the funeral, each one placed the envelope on top of the man, then he was laid to rest."I trusted each you my entire life. Now I want to give each of you $30,000 cash
in an envelope to put in my grave. I want to take it with me."
On the way from the funeral, in the limo, the doctor confessed "I must tell you gentlemen, I only put $20,000 on top of Mr. Barricks, I wanted buy this new machine that would enable me to diagnose his rare disease and save others. It's what he would have wanted."
Then the preacher said: "I have to confess, I only put $10,000 on top of Mr. Barricks. We needed that money to help more homeless, and it's what Mr. Barricks would've wanted"
The insurance agent was angry at both the man, and said: "I can't believe both of you, stealing from a dead man. I wrote Mr. Barricks a check for the full $30,000!"
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And I will leave you with this...
Live long, laugh hard and love much...
Andy Peterson Signing off!!
